A very funny anthology of poems by pets. From kittens to gerbils, puppies to budgies, they all have a very important tale to tell. Hear it from 'the horse's mouth'. from Cat Myths by Paul Cookson I'm not from Cheshire and I never grin I've not got any cream I don't like bags and I'm not a burglar. Tin roofs annoy me I've never had anybody's tongue Pigeons find me good company.